Dear President Clinton
Here’s a joke for you:
Q: After spending years trying to get over the whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, how would you describe your relationship with Mrs Clinton?
A: Close, but no cigar.
I reallyreallyreally NEED this.
nobody beats the bad guy
WHAT THE FUCK
I don’t think these people understand the concept…
Think you can hang with my April diet? Vegetables for lunch. Salmon or chicken breast for #Dinners. No eating after 8pm and the only carb intake is butter (melted on salmon) and a daily glass of chocolate milk #EatLikeANorthKorean #ShreddedBruh #SickCunt
1st full session of training for a 5k I’m running w/ @814ofcourse AKA delete FB forever and I pretty much creeped out everyone in this park on appearance alone.
2 punk 4 u