bestnatesmithever:

Dear President Clinton

Here’s a joke for you:

Q: After spending years trying to get over the whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, how would you describe your relationship with Mrs Clinton?

A: Close, but no cigar.

2012luciferrising:

I reallyreallyreally NEED this.

2012luciferrising:

I reallyreallyreally NEED this.

ckwh:

nobody beats the bad guy

ckwh:

nobody beats the bad guy

harlequinhatter:

satanstrophywife:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

WHAT THE FUCK

I don’t think these people understand the concept…

Think you can hang with my April diet? Vegetables for lunch. Salmon or chicken breast for #Dinners. No eating after 8pm and the only carb intake is butter (melted on salmon) and a daily glass of chocolate milk #EatLikeANorthKorean #ShreddedBruh #SickCunt

Think you can hang with my April diet? Vegetables for lunch. Salmon or chicken breast for #Dinners. No eating after 8pm and the only carb intake is butter (melted on salmon) and a daily glass of chocolate milk #EatLikeANorthKorean #ShreddedBruh #SickCunt

1st full session of training for a 5k I’m running w/ @814ofcourse  AKA delete FB forever and I pretty much creeped out everyone in this park on appearance alone.

1st full session of training for a 5k I’m running w/ @814ofcourse AKA delete FB forever and I pretty much creeped out everyone in this park on appearance alone.

gonads-mcbride:

2 punk 4 u

gonads-mcbride:

2 punk 4 u